9 Words Women Use

1.) Fine : This is the word women use
to end an argument when they are right
and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting
dressed, this means a half an hour.
Five minutes is only five minutes if
you have just been given five more
minutes to watch the game before
helping around the house.

3.)Nothing : This is the calm before
the storm. This means something, and
you should be on your toes. Arguments
that begin with nothing usually end in
fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not
permission. Don't Do It!

5.)Loud Sigh : This is actually a
word, but is a non-verbal statement
often misunderstood by men. A loud
sigh means she thinks you are an idiot
and wonders why she is wasting her
time standing here and arguing with
you about nothing. (Refer back to #3
for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That's Okay : This is one of the
most dangerous statements a women can
make to a man. That's okay means she
wants to think long and hard before
deciding how and when you will pay for
your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you,
do not question, or Faint. Just say
you're welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a women's way of
saying F$%KYOU!

9.) Don't worry about it, I got it :
Another dangerous statement, meaning
this is something that a woman has
told a man to do several times, but is
now doing it herself. This will later
result in a man asking 'What's wrong?'
For the woman's response refer to #3.